You single? You like me? Of course you do! All female like me. Me ape king! You like cabage too?
If you hotter than bugg, like cabage, and between 16-83, then you marry me! me good ape, me very popular with lady ape, but me no like so me post on internet. that good way to find wife! please, no joke. if you man in prison, you no reply to this! only girl that like smashing pumpkins and cabage and bugg!
You want to be wife? E-mail me description of yourself! best wins!
what me want for wife:
1. Like Cabage
2. Hotter than Bugg
3. Need to feed cabage to me and cook it!
4. Speak good English and good grammer!
4. Like banana peel fight
4. will throw dog in trash can if he mean to me
4. tell grizzly not deleat post on netphoria!
4. you no yell at me. you no make me clean room ok?
4. you my wife! You be female ok?
please, you help me out by put this on your website
copy html!
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"http://apeking.tripod.com"><img src="https://apeking.tripod.com/marry.gif"></a></center>